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The more I hear about the new muppet movie that’s in development, the more I am worried that I am just a fictional character being manipulated in some god-like author’s meta-universe, a la Sophie’s World. Because, seriously?

Written and starring Jason Segel – comic genius, puppet fetishist and all-around tall drink of water

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Directed by James Bobin of Flight of the Conchords

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MUPPETS, MOTHERFUCKERS

If the movie consists of the muppets bouncing on waterbeds, singing Serge Gainsbourg songs and eating peanut butter from the jar with a spoon while Segel cracks jokes naked, then I’ll know I’m somehow psychically manifesting this whole thing.

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